tomorrow my first batch of eggs will hatch!!!! eee!!

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

unclefather:

the folt in our stors

twotibsawhisker:

'hey, we're bees' is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation

lazy-afternooner:

I love actor AUs

bachvevo:

"talk dirty to me"

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